Newborn Baby

Currently: Sleeping

Conceived and birthed in the waiting room of Value Vision in 2016 by Dr. Charles and the other doctor, the Newborn Baby is currently cared for by The New Receptionist. The baby was made from available materials and as a stand-in for Louis Boylan while the doctors were crafting their job posting (they needed a new receptionist) for Western Pole. The baby has not changed in weight or appearance and does not need to eat, though is regularly offered food. The baby is highly flammable.